eye lub peanutbutter

when da apes r tryin to fin me they shakes my treats can. No metter where eye am eye comes out for treats, specially the peanutbutter ones. whateber dat is...

peace, out

it's tepsember

da apes wented to da 'bikes on broadway' whateber dat is, and dey tookted me wiff um. momma putted da harness on me but eye wiggled out ob it. den she putted me in her purse, i likted dat. dat's when poppa tookted dis foto ob me.

one time tho wen momma waz takin a foto i jumpted out cuz a da noise. jeez, bikeses is noisy and dey hurted my ears. but den i takted a nap, eye needed one from all de eggcitement. well gotta run.

peace, out

NO MORE FLEECE TREATMENTS

eye had my monthly fleece treatment dis week and eye aint gettin no more.

my furries is fallin out and it bovers meye skin. momma says dey gib me da squirts too...whateber dat means.

momma sez she needs to get me sum supplements for my diet to hep my skin stop itchin cuz da thumpin keeps her awake at nite.

gotta go to bed now. peace, out.

i goted lost

last nite da apes was outside watching some stoopid ape up the street tri to burn da house down...whatever dat means. momma and pops let me plays in da grass and eye went on a adventur. i was runnin in da grass and it was gettin darker an darker an eye was gettin askerred, but i kep runnin. i headed for da first dor eye found an tried to get in...but it wan't my cave an sum strange mommma ape cames to da door. my heart was poundin and she picked me up in a towel...good thing cuz i mita pooped on her cuz eye was so askerred.

den i heard da strange momma ape says 'are you lookin for a ferret' and pops says 'yes'. we was all happy to sees eachover. momma says from now on eye has to wear da harness and leash. dat doen't soun good to me.

well i guess dats it.

peace, out

i itches

my fleece treatment isn't working no mores and i itches. all ober. da apes has to get me to the vetrinary place soon befores i don't got not fur left.
peace, out

nice day for a pwoject

da apes are on a pwoject today. day are puttin up a fence...whatever dat means. it's 2 hot for me to go outside so i has to stays in the big cave and keep cool. fine by me, it's time for a nap anyways. i can look out the window and watch dem sweat whiles i stays cool in here.peace, out

crashin' 'puters

momma apes 'puter crashed on sunday...whatever dat means. i dint hear nuffin and i's got pretty good ears. i wonder if dose wires i ate are da reason? better run.
peace, out

my bff

dis is my bff, duckie. he just hangin' out....baaahaaahaaa. he snuck in dere when i was out playin wiff mamma ape. he better get ouda dere soon cuz i's tired and reddy for sleeps. catch you on da flip side...whatever dat means.  peace, out 

oops

i was playin yesterday an got in twoble. i brokted someting on mamma's puter keyboard . . . whatever dat is. i hopes it wasn't anyting mportant.

one of the little furries playd wiff me 2day. she chase me and den i chase her. it was fun. i wish da big furries wood play wiff me sumtimes: (

peace, out

always da last ta kno

3 apes wented to da angels at rainbow bridge dis week: ed mcmans, farwah fawcet and mical jackson. who are dese apes anyways? deys on the tb and radio all da time. i kno i gots a cool hippie name, but deys b4 my time...whatever dat means.

peace, out

cleaning day

momma cleaned my pad today. i gots a cleaned canvas floor and mamma washed my fud dish a cuz i'm weally messy. i kind of liked having de top of the pad on a floor wit da door open cuz i cud go in and out as much as i wanted. i gots clean bedding too.

peace, out

Roadtrip Thursday

i went on a roadtrip wif momma today but we didn't go no place egciting. i had to go to the veterinary place for my monthly fleece treatment. 


one good thing tho is the techie apes in the back room...deys perty cute and deys funny too. dey told momma dat as soon as dey put me in the pottie box i pooped (i did it cuz it makes dem laugh). 


the doctor ape checked me out and den gave me back to momma but not afore i got my pixure taken. it was a pwetty good roadtrip after all.


momma says tanks to all the apes at crawford road animal hospital. see ya next mont.


peace, out

biting is not good

i bit mamma hard on the foot when she was getting ready for work this morning...hehehe. she put me in the tub for a time out, not so funny after all.

peace, out

boots are made for walkin'...not

pop ape got mad, mad, mad today. he took my tunnel toy out of the cave and put it on his foot. i couldn't figger why he was doin' that. before you know it pop was PISSED and mamma was laughing. 

i'll tell u a secret if u promise not 2 tell. the other day when i was playin' i chewed the insides out of the tunnel toy. now i can't play with the tunnel toy no more. pop said it's not a toy, it's a boot.


what's a boot? i thought anything on the floor was community property. gotta run, pop is still pissed.

i wanna wii

boy, mamma ape catch my good side. what do you think? hehehe
i found this basket full of wii stuff. mamma said i was too small to play but i fixed her. i took this plastic cover and hid it in my hidey hole. mamma will never find it hehehe.
tomorrow i'm goin' back for the guitar.
peace, out

laughing machine

what's hanging dudes and dudettes . . .

pop ape called me a laughing machine today....what do u suppose he meant by that?

i locked pop in the john today. dude...don't u believe me? pop wouldn't let me in with him so i ruffled up the rug in front of the door. when he wanted to get out he couldn't get the door open. he he he : )

maybe that's what he meant by laughing machine.

peace, out

hey, dudes!

hey dudes! check this out, i have a web page. my apes are cool like that. they play with me and give me toys and treats. i especially like peanut butter ones, treats, not toys. i have a really cool pad with a sleeping hammock and if my apes forget to put the clamps on the door, i can get out and hang with the big furries while the apes are at work. cool, huh? well, i better scoot, the apes don't know i can type.

peace, out

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