always da last ta kno

3 apes wented to da angels at rainbow bridge dis week: ed mcmans, farwah fawcet and mical jackson. who are dese apes anyways? deys on the tb and radio all da time. i kno i gots a cool hippie name, but deys b4 my time...whatever dat means.

peace, out

cleaning day

momma cleaned my pad today. i gots a cleaned canvas floor and mamma washed my fud dish a cuz i'm weally messy. i kind of liked having de top of the pad on a floor wit da door open cuz i cud go in and out as much as i wanted. i gots clean bedding too.

peace, out

Roadtrip Thursday

i went on a roadtrip wif momma today but we didn't go no place egciting. i had to go to the veterinary place for my monthly fleece treatment. 


one good thing tho is the techie apes in the back room...deys perty cute and deys funny too. dey told momma dat as soon as dey put me in the pottie box i pooped (i did it cuz it makes dem laugh). 


the doctor ape checked me out and den gave me back to momma but not afore i got my pixure taken. it was a pwetty good roadtrip after all.


momma says tanks to all the apes at crawford road animal hospital. see ya next mont.


peace, out

biting is not good

i bit mamma hard on the foot when she was getting ready for work this morning...hehehe. she put me in the tub for a time out, not so funny after all.

peace, out

boots are made for walkin'...not

pop ape got mad, mad, mad today. he took my tunnel toy out of the cave and put it on his foot. i couldn't figger why he was doin' that. before you know it pop was PISSED and mamma was laughing. 

i'll tell u a secret if u promise not 2 tell. the other day when i was playin' i chewed the insides out of the tunnel toy. now i can't play with the tunnel toy no more. pop said it's not a toy, it's a boot.


what's a boot? i thought anything on the floor was community property. gotta run, pop is still pissed.

i wanna wii

boy, mamma ape catch my good side. what do you think? hehehe
i found this basket full of wii stuff. mamma said i was too small to play but i fixed her. i took this plastic cover and hid it in my hidey hole. mamma will never find it hehehe.
tomorrow i'm goin' back for the guitar.
peace, out

laughing machine

what's hanging dudes and dudettes . . .

pop ape called me a laughing machine today....what do u suppose he meant by that?

i locked pop in the john today. dude...don't u believe me? pop wouldn't let me in with him so i ruffled up the rug in front of the door. when he wanted to get out he couldn't get the door open. he he he : )

maybe that's what he meant by laughing machine.

peace, out

hey, dudes!

hey dudes! check this out, i have a web page. my apes are cool like that. they play with me and give me toys and treats. i especially like peanut butter ones, treats, not toys. i have a really cool pad with a sleeping hammock and if my apes forget to put the clamps on the door, i can get out and hang with the big furries while the apes are at work. cool, huh? well, i better scoot, the apes don't know i can type.

peace, out

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