da apes wented to da 'bikes on broadway' whateber dat is, and dey tookted me wiff um. momma putted da harness on me but eye wiggled out ob it. den she putted me in her purse, i likted dat. dat's when poppa tookted dis foto ob me.
one time tho wen momma waz takin a foto i jumpted out cuz a da noise. jeez, bikeses is noisy and dey hurted my ears. but den i takted a nap, eye needed one from all de eggcitement. well gotta run.
peace, out
