boots are made for walkin'...not

pop ape got mad, mad, mad today. he took my tunnel toy out of the cave and put it on his foot. i couldn't figger why he was doin' that. before you know it pop was PISSED and mamma was laughing. 

i'll tell u a secret if u promise not 2 tell. the other day when i was playin' i chewed the insides out of the tunnel toy. now i can't play with the tunnel toy no more. pop said it's not a toy, it's a boot.


what's a boot? i thought anything on the floor was community property. gotta run, pop is still pissed.