NO MORE FLEECE TREATMENTS

eye had my monthly fleece treatment dis week and eye aint gettin no more.

my furries is fallin out and it bovers meye skin. momma says dey gib me da squirts too...whateber dat means.

momma sez she needs to get me sum supplements for my diet to hep my skin stop itchin cuz da thumpin keeps her awake at nite.

gotta go to bed now. peace, out.

i goted lost

last nite da apes was outside watching some stoopid ape up the street tri to burn da house down...whatever dat means. momma and pops let me plays in da grass and eye went on a adventur. i was runnin in da grass and it was gettin darker an darker an eye was gettin askerred, but i kep runnin. i headed for da first dor eye found an tried to get in...but it wan't my cave an sum strange mommma ape cames to da door. my heart was poundin and she picked me up in a towel...good thing cuz i mita pooped on her cuz eye was so askerred.

den i heard da strange momma ape says 'are you lookin for a ferret' and pops says 'yes'. we was all happy to sees eachover. momma says from now on eye has to wear da harness and leash. dat doen't soun good to me.

well i guess dats it.

peace, out

i itches

my fleece treatment isn't working no mores and i itches. all ober. da apes has to get me to the vetrinary place soon befores i don't got not fur left.
peace, out

nice day for a pwoject

da apes are on a pwoject today. day are puttin up a fence...whatever dat means. it's 2 hot for me to go outside so i has to stays in the big cave and keep cool. fine by me, it's time for a nap anyways. i can look out the window and watch dem sweat whiles i stays cool in here.peace, out

crashin' 'puters

momma apes 'puter crashed on sunday...whatever dat means. i dint hear nuffin and i's got pretty good ears. i wonder if dose wires i ate are da reason? better run.
peace, out

my bff

dis is my bff, duckie. he just hangin' out....baaahaaahaaa. he snuck in dere when i was out playin wiff mamma ape. he better get ouda dere soon cuz i's tired and reddy for sleeps. catch you on da flip side...whatever dat means.  peace, out 

oops

i was playin yesterday an got in twoble. i brokted someting on mamma's puter keyboard . . . whatever dat is. i hopes it wasn't anyting mportant.

one of the little furries playd wiff me 2day. she chase me and den i chase her. it was fun. i wish da big furries wood play wiff me sumtimes: (

peace, out